qq搞笑英文签名

1、空口无凭，吃饭为据。

According to a verbal statement without any proof, eat.

2、打死你，我也不会说。

Kill you, I won't say.

3、揍你个性生活不能自理！

Beat your personal life can not take care of themselves!

4、我是耶稣他儿子，椰子！

I am Jesus, his son, coconut!

5、初恋无限好，只是挂得早。

First love infinite good, just hang up early.

6、一时的冲动，子孙的危机！

A momentary impulse, a descendant of the crisis!

7、我最大的缺点，就是缺点钱。

My greatest weakness is that I'm a fault.

8、这个人很懒，什么都没留下。

The man is so lazy that nothing is left.

9、我和你不一样，因为我是人。

I am not the same as you, because I am a person.

10、醒是一回事，起床又是一回事。

Waking is one thing, getting up is another.