搞笑励志的英语句子

1、只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？

As long as the hoe dance well, then there is no corner dug down?

2、女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！

Female for Yue oneself person let male for Yue oneself person poor!

3、我很懒。懒到连心里的那个人都懒得换。

I'm lazy. The man in the lazy heart are too lazy to change.

4、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。

But two people met, the next is not the story of the accident.

5、生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。

Health, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

6、博识家的话多浅，专门家的话多悖。

Knowledgeable home if more shallow, expert talk against.

7、别人都在假装正经，那我就只有假装不正经啦。

Others are pretending to be serious, then I only pretend not to be serious.

8、人越是得意的事情，越爱隐藏，越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。

Were more proud of things, more love hidden, the more painful the more love making a fuss.

9、既然目标是地平线留给世界的就只能是背影。

Since the goal is the horizon left the world can only be back.

10、成功的母亲是失败，成功的父亲是汗水。

Successful mother is a failure, the success of the father is sweat.