愚人节英语短信

1、我在马路边，看到一分钱，刚要弯腰捡，原来是口痰，我靠，谁吐这么圆？

Along the road， I saw a cent， just bent down to pick it up and turned out to be a mouth sputum， I depend， who spit is so round？

2、考考你：世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办？（打一歌名）《至少还有你》呀！

Test you： the pig overnight in the world is dead？ (a title) "still have you at least" ah！

3、小猪小猪了不起，每天睡到十点起，顿顿五碗都见底，体重没有谁敢比，要问小猪在哪里？正在偷笑看短信。

Pig pig， slept at 10 o 'clock， at the bottom five bowls， weight than， no one dare to ask where the pig？ Stealing a smile。

4、对不起！我不小心把“喜欢你”发到了你的手机里，如果你接受请保留；如果不接受，请把它发还给我。

I'm sorry！ I accidentally put the "love you" to your mobile phone， if you accept please keep； If you don't accept， please send it back to me。

5、什么叫浪漫，明知道她不爱你，还送她99朵玫瑰。什么叫浪费，明知道她爱你还送她99朵玫瑰。愚人节快乐！

What is romantic， know she doesn't love you， also send her 99 roses。 What is waste， know she loves you also send her 99 roses。 Happy April fool's day！

6、昨天晚上我做了个梦，梦见你掉进了臭粪坑，爬上后你竟说：到底是生了个好时代，连粪坑也香喷喷。

I had a dream last night， dreamed you fell into smelly cesspit， climb up after you have said， is had a good time， even the cesspit also delicious。

7、你去超市买了一管牙膏后离开，收银员望着你的背景感叹：世道变了，猪都进化到会刷牙了！

Leave after you go to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste， the cashier looked at your background exclamation： the world has changed， the pig all evolution to brush your teeth！

8、给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”，这个故事你听过吗？

Tell you a story， once upon a time there was a fool， he is very stupid， others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no"， have you heard of the story？

9、恭喜你中了大奖，请于今天晚上十点整，带着马刀、鸟枪、土炮到中国人民银行蒙面领取。愚人节快乐！

Congratulations to you in the awards， please at ten o 'clock this evening the whole， with a sabre， shotgun， soil cannon to receive noodles to receive the people's bank of China。 Happy April fool's day！

10、遇见你是无意，认识你是天意，想着你是情意，不见你时三心二意，见到你便一心一意，如果某天我们有了退意，至少还有回忆！

Didn't intend to meet you， meet you is providence， thinking you were feeling， half-hearted when not see you， see you wholeheartedly， if one day we had the announcement， at least remember！