愚人节英语祝福短信

1、有人对我说：“你智慧的象猪”我听后便大怒！我是了解你的！这样的欺侮！简直太对不起猪了！

Someone said to me： "you of wisdom like pig" I listen to and rage！ I know you are！ Such a bully！ It is too sorry pig！

2、祝你：打牌运气拉不住，豹子金花把把出，别人瞪眼你笑脸，别人掏钱你收钱。

Wish you： playing CARDS is not luck， the leopard golden flower hang out， others stare you smile， people pay you money。

3、遇见你是偶然的，喜欢你是自然的，爱上你是毅然的，得到你是欣然的，伴你一生是必然的。

Meeting you is accidental， like you is natural， falling in love with you was resolutely， get you is gladly， the companion your whole life is inevitable。

4、希奇希奇真希奇，发现意投达春绿，春绿头脑有问题，不吃不喝不休息，要问春绿在哪里，正在埋头看消息！

Strange strange really amazed， find meaning of spring green， spring green head has a problem， don't eat not to drink not rest， to ask where is the spring green， is in the news！

5、不管今天你是要去整人，还是要遭被整，都祝你愚人节快乐！一年才一次，无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧！

Today are you going to beat people， or to be whole， wish you happy April fool's day！ Comes but once a year， both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment！

6、当你拿起镜子，看着自己那圆圆的脸，高高的鼻，迷人的眼，性感的嘴，有福的耳，你总会不禁地大声感叹——猪啊！

When you picked up a mirror， looking at his round face， high nose， charming eye， sexy lips， blessed ears， you always can't help but to sigh loudly - pig！

7、您好，当您收到这条消息时您的手机已感染病毒，请迅速开关机十次后咨询1860具体原因及清除方法。

Hello， your mobile phone when you receive this message have been infected with the virus， please quickly switch machine after ten times 1860 specific reason and remove method。

8、尊敬的客户，你好：由于雨天，导致系统故障，为不影响您的正常通讯，请将手机置放在水中！谢谢合作！

The respect customer， hello： due to the rainy day， lead to system failures， for not affect your normal communication， please send cellular phone in the water！ Thank you for your cooperation！

9、注意了，先看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。

Attention， first take a look at your left， then take a look at your right side。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness， his character is： holding a cell phone look in all directions。

10、这是一条你必备的警告：由于黑客侵入你的手机系统，电池即被引爆！请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记！

This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system， the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！