愚人节整人英语短信

发表时间:2018-07-09 10:47

1、转帐通知:我们已经将20万元按要求转入你的账户,请在2秒钟内确认,否则转账作废。

Transfer notice: we have $200000 into your account as requested, please confirm it within 2 seconds or transfer。

2、祝你位高权重责任轻,钱多事少离家近,每天睡到自然醒,工资领到手抽筋,别人加班你加薪!

I wish you a powerful light duty, doing little more money near home, sleep to nature to wake everyday, salary is hand cramps, others overtime pay you!

3、你的影响力是如此地广泛,如此地巨大,如此地深远!以至于今天我什么事都做不成,只能逗你玩儿了……愚人节快乐!

Your influence is so wide, so vast, so deep! So that I can't do anything today, only tease you play…… Happy April fool's day!

4、一见钟情爱上你,二话不说抱住你,三天两头来找你,四下无人亲亲你,五天之内娶到你,六十年内不分离!

Love at first sight in love with you, rather than embrace you, three days two head to come to you, no one kiss you, marry to you in five days, 60 years not separation!

愚人节整人英语短信

5、无数次的心灵碰撞,无数次的梦幻诗意,是缘分让我们相见,是缘分让我们相恋,愿千万个祝福化作片片雪花飘落在你身边!

The hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!

6、紧急提醒:看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

Emergency remind: look at your left, look at your right。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness, his character is: holding a cell phone look in all directions。

7、曾有一分真挚的爱,我没珍惜,失去才后悔莫及,若能再来,我会说:我爱你。若要选表白时间,我希望是:愚人节快乐!

There was a true love, I didn't treasure, lost only regret, if can come again, I would say: I love you。 If you want to choose, I hope is: happy April fool's day!

8、雨下的断断续续,引起我无限思绪,说白了就是想你,等到了风和日丽,我还带你去那片草地,但是事先约定:猪只准吃草,不准拱地!

It rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!

愚人节整人英语短信

9、请输入用户名:麦兜!请输入密码:一只快乐的肥猪!提示:密码正确,欢迎进入深圳国营养猪场,祝用餐愉快!

Please enter the user name: McDull! Please enter the password: a happy pig! Hint: the password is correct, welcome to shenzhen, state-run piggery wish enjoy your dinner!

10、人事经理:不好意思,你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口!应聘者:啥叫不对口?难道当国务院总理还得是“国务院总理”这个专业的吗?

Personnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major?

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