愚人节整人英语短信

11、我觉得熟悉你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，不同凡响的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别气愤啊！愚人节快乐！

I feel familiar with you so long， you are special person， very， very， rare， a remarkable silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！

12、你一闪而过，令我顿时迷失自我，望着你的背影真想把你留住，我大声告诉自己不能让你走，于是我对着你的背影大叫到：抓贼啊！

You a flash， I immediately get lost， looking at the back of you really want to keep you， I loudly tell myself can't let you go， so I on your figure to shout loudly to stop thief！

13、等咱有了钱，天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里，想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张，上半身用一张，下半身用一张。

Wait the za riched， every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin， is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time， with a piece of upper body， lower body with a piece of。

14、注意4月1日愚人节到了，发条短信送给人见人爱花见花开的你，请留意今天的短信都是假的。切记切记，此条为第一条。

Note on April 1， April fool's day arrived， clockwork SMS to see everybody love flowers bloom you， please pay attention to today's messages are false。 Remember to keep in mind， this is the first article。

15、不许动！警察临检！全部举起手来，嫖客站左边，野鸡站右边，没穿裤子的站中间，还在看手机，说的就是你！

Don't move！ Police raids！ All held up his hand， the client station on the left， pheasant stands right and not wearing trousers standing in the middle， also in the mobile phone， say is you！

16、电影院内正放映《白雪公主和七个小矮人》观众廖廖无几。有人叫影院老板改片名为《一个女人和七个男人的生活》观众一下爆满！

Are shown in cinema "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" audience liao liao。 Someone called cinema owners to change the title of "the life of a women and seven men"， "the audience packed！

17、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯，一丝不挂地在我面前扭动，轻轻抚摸你的肌肤，我无法抵挡你的诱惑：老板，我就要这条鱼！愚人节快乐！

That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！

18、愚弄整人4月1，短信发送提醒你，愚人被愚都可以，开心快乐是前提。愚人节到了，祝快乐开心闹翻天，福运财运紧相连。

Fool those trick on April 1， text messages to remind you， the fool is a fool can， happy is the premise。 Happy April fool's day is coming， I wish happy skywarp， good fortune finances tightly connected。

19、把天真尘封，把活泼捆绑，把自由放飞，把聪颖打包，让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知，行走江湖。亲爱的朋友，愚人节快乐！

The innocent and dusty， the lively， free to fly， the intelligent packaging， let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant， walk river's lake。 My dear friends， happy April fool's day！

20、愿你的每一根头发都飘荡着睿智，每一个细胞都蕴含着灵气，每一个眼神都闪烁着聪慧，每一个举止都充满着机警。愚人节到了，千万别被别人愚弄哟！

May your every hair fluttering wise， every cell contains the reiki， every eyes flashing bright， each behavior was full of alert。 April fool's day is coming， don't be fooled by others！