愚人节整人英语短信

发表时间:2018-07-09 10:47

21、当你读到此信息时,请做以下动作:左手捏右耳,右手捏左耳,并伸出舌头,站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了!

When you read this information, please do the following action: left hand knead the right ear, right hand knead the left ear, and stick out your tongue, standing on the street。 You will find somebody else will give you the money!

22、人活着真累,站着直想睡,上车得排队,吃饭没香味,喝酒还易醉,上班特疲惫,唉,就连给小狗发个短信还得收费。愚人节快乐!

People alive really tired, stand straight to sleep, get on the car to line up, eat no fragrance, drinking drunk easily, also very tired to work, alas, even to send a text message has to charge the dog。 Happy April fool's day!

23、最新名词解释:高人就是指长得高的人;文人就是指经常被蚊子咬的人,凡人就是指遇到麻烦的人,愚人指的就是像你们这个特殊群体的人;祝愚人节快乐!

The latest noun explanation: master is tall。 Literati is often bitten by mosquito, mortal refers to people in trouble, means the fool like you this special group of people; Happy April fool's day!

24、尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!愚人节快乐!

Respect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!

25、你是我独家的记忆,你是我诗篇的绝句,你是我想要的甜蜜,你是我享受的脾气,你是我情人节唯一想要的奇迹,你是我生命终点的珍贵回忆。愚人节快乐!

You are my sole memory, you are my poem rhyme, you are sweet, I want you enjoy is my temper, you are my only want the miracle of valentine's day, you are the precious memories at the end of my life。 Happy April fool's day!

26、三十岁的男人正在学坏、抱着同一代唱着同样的爱,四十岁男人已经学坏、抱着下一代唱着迟来的爱,五十岁男人最坏、抱着第三代、唱着糊涂的爱。

Thirty men are getting bad, holding the same generation sing the same love, 40 years old man has been getting bad, holding the next generation of singing the belated love, fifty men bad, held the third generation, singing the confused love。

27、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡,刚睡的翻个身继续睡,睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡,实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的!

This information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!

28、温柔女人是金子,漂亮女人是钻石,聪明女人是宝藏,可爱女人是名画。据我考证:你应该是世界上最大的宝藏,里面装满了金子、钻石和名画。愚人节快乐!

Gentle woman is gold, beautiful woman is diamond, intelligent woman is a treasure, a lovely woman is famous paintings。 According to my research: you should be the world's largest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and painting。 Happy April fool's day!

29、吃亏是福,不懂享福是最大的吃亏。傻人傻福,懂得装傻是最大的幸福。人傻一次容易,傻一辈子也容易,难的是该傻时傻,该精明时精明。愚人节快乐!

A disadvantage is a blessing and I don't know he is one of the biggest disadvantage。 Stupid as stupid does, is understood to be the greatest happiness。 People silly a easy, silly life is easy, the hard part is when the silly silly, the savvy savvy。 Happy April fool's day!

30、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门,晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散,新娘曰:谢天谢地谢诸君,我本无才哪会吟?曾记唐人诗一句,春宵一刻值千金!

A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, having a value daughter!

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