愚人节英文短信

1、您打开了破坏短信息。正在执行删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯。

You open the short message。 All of the information is to delete contacts will be lost， please wait。

2、现在是凌晨点，可以起来嘘嘘了，我已经没钱给你买尿布湿了。

Is the point in the morning， can up to hush now， I have no money to buy you a diaper is wet。

3、我一首无名诗，世上很少有人知，只有我和傻瓜知，傻瓜正在读此诗！

I a obscure poem， very few people know the world， only a fool and I know， a fool is reading the poem！

4、报告：您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康，请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。

Report： at this time you sleeping posture is not correct。 For your health， please you up heavy sleep…… Mobile real-time monitoring system。

5、你看看你，美国头，法国腰，印度鼻子，香港脚，人不人，鬼不鬼，只有一个脑袋，两条腿。

You see you， the head， waist， France India nose， athlete's foot， people don't people， ghost not ghost， only one head， two legs。

6、有句话我一直想跟你说，可每次心都跳得厉害不好意思说出口：其实，你长得好可爱，就象一头小白猪！

There are words I always wanted to tell you， but every heart jump very much embarrassed to say： actually， you look very lovely， just like a little pig！

7、亲爱的，真对不起。自从昨晚我们浪漫一吻时，你从我嘴里舔出半截豆芽，我就牢记了饭后一定刷牙！

Dear， I'm really sorry。 Since we last night a romantic kiss， you from my mouth lick of bean sprouts， I remember must brush your teeth after the meal！

8、结婚是失误，离婚是觉悟，再婚是谬误，复婚是执迷不悟，生孩子是犯个大错误，一个人过什么都不耽误。

Getting married is a mistake， divorce is awakening， remarriage is a fallacy， remarry is bigotry， having children is a big mistake， a person lead what all don't delay。

9、今天晚上有流星雨，听说到时会有一只大猪从天上飞过，可惜我要睡觉，你就好了，有那么多人看着你飞！

At night there is a meteor shower， I heard that there will be a big pig to once fly from the sky， but I'm trying to sleep， you good， there are so many people looking at you fly！

10、我觉得认识你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，与众不同的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别生气啊！愚人节快乐！

I think to know you so long， you are special person， extreme， very rare， unusual silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！