qq个性签名英文搞笑

1、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！

Grass people not to lie, as Gaizhong cactus!

2、其实大家交白卷都是年级第一，为什么非要自相残杀呢。

In fact we are handing the first grade, why kill it.

3、不看你终身遗憾，看你遗憾终身。

Do not look at your lifetime regret, to see you regret for life.

4、我的婚礼上会有你穿着婚纱走过红地毯。

I'll have you walking through the red carpet at my wedding.

5、痒吗？痒就对了，伤口在长肉时，神经末梢也在长。

Itch? Itch is right, the wound in the long meat, nerve endings are also in the long.

6、你说你是我朋友，其实我知道，动物的确是人类的朋友。

You say you are my friend, in fact, I know that animals are human beings.

7、夜无寐，只想寻欢打炮，人无踪，一只野狗干活。

Night without sleep, because people just want to shelling, without a trace, a wild dog.

8、今夜，让我们用冷战取暖！

Tonight, let us use the cold war heating!

9、毛爷爷脸红的时候最值钱。

Mao's face when the most valuable.

10、人家是全城热恋我们是全城停电。

People are in love we are the city power outage.