qq英语搞笑个性签名

1、明骚易躲，暗贱难防。

Ming Sao is easy to hide, dark base to prevent.

2、光阴似面，日月如锅。

Time is like a pot.

3、本人已死，有事烧纸。

I am dead, something burning.

4、距离产生的不是美，是小三。

Distance is not the United States, is small three.

5、拍死的是蚊子，流血的是老子！

It's a mosquito that's dead. It's the father!

6、傻B中的战斗机，贱人中的VIP。

Silly B fighter, Bitch in VIP.

7、我们走得太快，灵魂都跟不上了。

We go too fast, the soul can't keep up.

8、真希望是2月29开学，四年开一次！

I really hope that the 29 school in February, four years to open!

9、活鱼会逆流而上，死鱼则随波逐流。

The fish will swim upstream, dead fish.

10、曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。

Once the end of the world, is still good.