搞笑英文说说心情短语
发表时间:2018-07-09 14:59
1、不要忽略妈,妈当年一朵花!
Don't ignore mom, mom was a flower!
2、课堂上的稀客,饭堂里的常客。
The classroom well regulars in the cafeteria.
3、绑不住我的心就不好说我花心!
Can't hold my heart can't say I heart!
4、从天堂到地狱,哥只是路过人间。
From heaven to hell, I'm just passing by.
5、思想品德不及格,总比没思想好。
Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
6、路见不平一声吼,吼完一声继续走。
At the sight of injustice with a roar, roar end sound to go.
7、哥们最大的愿望是:美女不穿衣裳!
Man's biggest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!
8、我的精神分裂好了,我和我都很好。
My mind is split, and I'm fine with me.
9、我好像对纸过敏,每次做作业都难受。
I feel like I'm allergic to paper, and I feel bad every time I do my homework.
10、别撕开嘴的笑,在撕你都不会有酒窝。
Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear.