愚人节英语祝福短信

21、可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信，所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体，祝您愚人节快乐。

Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body， I wish you a happy April fool's day。

22、当年你爸爸在火车上抱着你，走过的人都在嘲笑你。一位老大爷手拿香蕉向你们走近，哭着说，给猴子吃根香蕉吧！看它多可怜，饿的都没毛了。

When your father hold you on the train and walked through the people are laughing at you。 An old man holding a banana to approached you， cry to say， to give the monkeys eat bananas！ See how poor it is， hungry didn't hair。

23、愚人节愿你生活如愚得水，能力绰绰有愚，财富月月有愚，做事不遗愚力，饮食愚味无穷，茶愚饭后谈笑风生，所以烦恼愚消云散，愚人节快乐！

April fool's day， wish your life like a fool to water long-so large capacity is a fool， wealth yueyue is a fool， do a fool no， eating ignorance， tea fool laughing after a meal， so troubles fool away us， happy April fool's day！

24、愚人节到，见着熟人要绕，见着美女要吊，见着上司客套，见着友人自保，见着家人强笑，见着短信……狐狸尾巴终于露出来了，逮住你就别想跑！

April fool's day to， see acquaintances around， see the beauty to crane， see the boss polite， see the friends， see his family strong smile， see the message…… The fox's tail was finally come to light， catch you don't want to go！

25、你前一阵子向我借钱，我很爽快地借给你了，你还说过几天就还钱给我，可现在都过几个月了你怎么还不还钱，你再不还钱，我…我发错对象了，对不起！

Before you borrow money from me for a while， I am very frank to lend you， you also said that a few days give me money， but are now a few months why don't you have money， if you don't pay， I…… I send the wrong object， I'm sorry！

26、你我都是单翼的天使，惟有彼此的拥抱才能展翅飞翔，据说人来到世上就是为了寻找另一半的，我千辛万苦终于找到了你，靠！却发现咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的。

You and I are single-wing angel， only hug each other to spread your wings and fly， it is said that people come to this world is to find the other half， I finally found you difficulty， depend！ Find a za a pair of wings is YiShun edge。

27、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林，如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海，如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球：小样，我就不信扎不死你！

If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest， if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea， if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you！

28、四月一日愚人节，测试智商行动来。一早就有人来骗，亲人之间难防备。你骗我来我骗你，不为名来不为利。只为博得君一笑，哈哈声中快乐随。愚人节快乐！

April fool's day on April 1, IQ test action。 Someone to cheat in the first place, hard to guard against between relatives。 You lie to me I lie to you, not for fame to or。 Just to impress the gentleman a smile, happy with the ha。 Happy April fool's day！

29、春天到，春风把我祝福捎：花儿俏，愿你健康快乐没烦恼！小鸟叫，愿你工作顺利事业步步高！祝福短信你已收到，你看我对你这么好，今晚饭钱一定得你掏。

To spring, spring breeze take my greetings： flowers qiao, I wish you a happy and healthy no worries！ Bird call, wish you smooth work cause a backgammon！ Greeting message you have received, you see so good, I am for you tonight, just have to you pay for the meal。

30、愚人节要到了，为了“愚”你同乐，我“愚”重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信，愿你做个快乐的“愉”人：能力绰绰有愚，做人无愧愚心；生活如愚得水。

April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" ： long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear conscience foolish heart； Life's like a fool to water。