马克吐温的英语名言

11、朗费罗幽默的秘密源泉并不是欢乐而是悲伤。天堂里没有幽默。

The secret source of Longfellow's humor is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

12、善意是耳聋者可以听懂、目盲者亦能看见的语言。

Kindness is the language which the deaf can understand, and the blind can see.

13、世界上主要有两类人。第一类人有所成就，第二类人号称自己有所成就。第一类人不如第二类人那么多。

There are two kinds of people in the world. The first kind of person has the achievement, the second kind of person claims to have the achievement. The first category is not as many as second types of people.

14、有些崇拜我的人常常说我的头脑几乎有一只篮子那么大，不过他们不肯说出这只篮子的尺寸。

Some people who worship me often say that my mind is almost as big as a basket, but they are not willing to say the size of the basket.

15、人类一向有这个独特之处：它保留了两套法则——一套私下的，一套真正的；一套公开的，一套矫揉造作的。

Man has always been the unique: it preserves the two sets of rules - a private, a true; a set of open, a set of artificial.

16、在所有的动物中，只有人类是残忍的。他们是唯一将快乐建立在制造痛苦之上的动物。

Of all the animals, only human beings are cruel. They are the only animals that will be happy to create pain.

17、给你找麻烦的不是那些你未知的东西，而是那些你确信无疑但事实上并不是那么回事的东西。

It's not what you're looking for trouble, but something that you're not sure of, but in fact, it's not.

18、不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。

Don't give up your fantasy. When the dream is gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

19、外国人不需要中国人，中国人也不需要外国人，在这一点上，我任何时候都是和义和团站在起的。义和团是爱国者。他们爱自己的国家胜过爱别的民族的国家。我祝愿他们成功。义和团主张把我们赶出他们的国家。我也是义和团。因为我也主张把他们赶出我们国家。

Foreigners do not need the Chinese people, Chinese people do not need foreigners, at this point, I at any time is and boxers standing in the. The boxer is a patriot. They love their country than all nations. I wish them success. The boxer should take us out of their country. I am also a boxer. Because I also claim to drive them out of our country.

20、一个人最危险的敌人是他自己的口舌。

One of the most dangerous enemy is his own tongue.