搞笑的英语名言

31、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。

But two people meet， the following is not a story is the accident。

32、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

You make me roll， I roll。 You let me come back， I'm sorry， rolled away。

33、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！

Read the book more than a decade， kindergarten to think of it is still relatively good mix！

34、如果你借太多的钱给一个人，你会令此人变成坏人。

If you borrow too much money to a person， you can make the person become bad guys。

35、不要吹牛逼、请把牛逼还给牛、因为牛也需要性生活！

Don't boast forces， please return the cow force to cattle， because cattle also need sex！

36、人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。

The reason why people have a mouth， and have two ears， the reason is that listening to more than one times。

37、买了电脑不上宽带，就好比酒肉都准备好了却在吃饭前当了和尚。

Bought a computer on broadband， like wine meat are ready to live to when the monk before dinner。

38、喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。

Drink medicine bottle， commit suicide by hanging to the rope， jumping out of small handkerchief waved off。

39、企业一定要有偷不去、买不来、拆不开、带不走，溜不掉的独特资源。

Enterprise must have a steal not to go， can't buy， not dismantle， take not to walk， to slip out the unique resources。