搞笑励志的英语句子

51、没有平日的失败，就没有最终的成功。重要的是分析失败原因并吸取教训。

Without the usual failure, there is no final success. It is important to analyze the causes of failure and to draw lessons from it.

52、财富就像海水，饮得越多，渴得越厉害；名望实际上也是。

Wealth is like the sea, the more you drink, the more you get.

53、一恋爱就老婆老婆的。负责任的又有几个？！

A wife's wife. Responsible and a few?!

54、人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。

The reason why people have a mouth, and have two ears, the reason is to listen to more than twice as much.

55、怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分。

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as the most faithful prayers human beings may utter to God.

56、学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。

Learning to add, proud to be reduced, the opportunity to travel, in addition to lazy to.

57、谈一次恋爱，少一个朋友。

Talk about a love, a friend.

58、有没有人和我一样，对着电脑没事做，却又不想关掉它？

There is no one like me, in front of the computer to do nothing, but do not want to turn it off?

59、理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。

The ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

60、我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死，但这该死的痛苦却学会了游泳。

I want to drink the pain is drowning, but this damn pain learned how to swim.。