搞笑励志的英语句子

71、三流的化妆是脸上的化妆；二流的化妆是精神的化妆；一流的化妆是生命的化妆。

Three flow make-up is on the face; the second-class makeup is the makeup of spirit; the first-class makeup is the makeup of life.

72、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。

Money is not a problem, the problem is no money! People can not hang in a tree, to be near a few trees on the dead several more try.

73、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

You make me roll, I roll. You let me come back, sorry, roll away the.

74、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

Handsome a fart! It still not be eaten!

75、若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。

If not to their limits, there is no restriction on the life of the fence you play.

76、能弯腰为你系鞋带的男人永远比只会帮你脱衣服的男人好。

Bend down to tie your shoes for men than ever will only help you take off your clothes man.

77、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！

The only woman and English is also sad, only his wife and also difficult to find work!

78、我们在扣扣里有聊不完的话，可现实见了面都一句都说不出来就像陌生人一样。

We have not finished the buckle buckle, the reality met all the words to say like strangers.

79、这个世界既不是有钱人的世界，也不是有权人的世界，它是有心人的世界。

This world is neither money, nor the right people in the world, it is the people of the world.

80、不参加变革社会的斗争，理想望永远是一种幻影。

Do not participate in the change of social struggle, the ideal hope is always a mirage.