愚人节英语短信
11、在我眼里，你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然而睡。我真羡慕你啊，有时想想，做一只猪也挺好的。
In my eyes， you look is always so carefree， eat forever with relish， sleeping is a han however sleep forever。 I envy you ah， sometimes think， do a pig also is pretty good。
12、当你收到此讯息，你的手机已经中毒了，请在30秒内脱光衣服，裸体自转10圈，否则手机停用，你还笑！还不快脱！
When you receive this message， your phone is poisoning， please within 30 seconds stripped naked， naked rotation 10 laps， or mobile terminated， you still smile！ Still not quick to take off！
13、你就要去他方远行，真诚的朋友为你送行；凛冽的寒风，挡不住我俩的友情；我握住你的手说：好好改造，争取减刑！愚人节快乐！
You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship； I hold your hand say： good reformation， fight for commutation！ Happy April fool's day！
14、东海鱼仓多鱼群聚，大鱼小鱼鱼游鱼碰鱼。渔民吕玉撒网去捕鱼，还没捕完天下雨。雨珠打鱼，鱼遇雨，吕玉雨中忙捕鱼。
The east China sea fish warehouse more clusters， touch the fish fish fish fish fish。 Fishermen Lv Yu net to fishing， I'm not chasing after the rainy day。 The beads fishing， fish in the rain， Lv Yuyu busy fishing。
15、我总是很爱你，是因为你总是很帅气；我有时太恨你，是因为你有时太无理；我今天祝福你，是因为你今天过节气。祝愚人节快乐无边！
I always love you， because you are always very handsome； I sometimes very hate you， because you sometimes too unreasonable； I wish you well today， because you had a throttle。 Happy April fool's day endless！
16、喜你已被美国牛精大学野蛮系无文化班录取，请带齐你的痴呆、奇难杂症到唔系九路正扑街铁达呢号美国大屎馆报道。
Like you have been admitted to U。S。 cattle with fine university department of brutal culture club， please bring your dementia， difficult and complicated to not is flapping street TieDa nine road the big shit house report。
17、为了你，我不在乎世俗的眼光，不顾所有流言蜚语，只要能拥有你，哪怕是世界末日我也在所不惜，我要大声向全世界宣布：我爱你，人民币！
In order to you， I don't care about the secular vision， in spite of all the gossip， as long as you can with you， even I'm at the end of the world， I want to loudly announced to the world： I love you， yuan！
18、不看我短信的刑事拘留，不回我短信的劳动改造。不打我电话的发配北极喂熊。时常想我电话短信联系我的，奖你一张2016的船票，送出地球。
Don't look at my message of criminal detention， not to return my messages through Labour。 Don't call me sent the arctic bear。 Often think I phone short message to contact me， for you a ticket 2016， out of the earth。
19、人活着真累！上车得排队，单恋真受罪，吃饭没香味，喝酒容易醉，上班特疲惫，抢劫还不会，挣钱得交税，就连给小猪发个短信还得收费。
One live really tired！ Get on the bus line， unrequited love really suffer， eat no fragrance， drink drunk， go to work very tired， not robbery， earn money to pay tax， even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。
20、有人说你，白天像教授，晚上像禽兽。我看他们错了，因为晚上你脱了衣服是禽兽，白天你穿上衣服也不是教授，是衣冠禽兽！
Some people say that you， like professor during the day， night like a beast。 I think they're wrong， because you stripped off his clothes at night is a beast， you put on clothes during the day also is not a professor， is a beast！
