愚人节英语短信

21、叩响愚人节的钟声，让思念在嬉戏中绵延；送上调侃的短信，让快乐在节日里欢唱；祝福生活更加甜蜜，让幸福在生活中滋长。祝你愚人节快快乐乐！

The bell at April fool's day， let miss stretches in play； To poke fun of SMS， let happy singing in the holiday period； Blessing life more sweet， let the happiness in life。 I wish you a happy April fool's day！

22、愚人节，请把快乐的标签贴在生活里面，让欢笑特价，让尴尬减价，让放松廉价，让疲惫降价，让健康加价，让疾病下架，让美丽心情放个假。

Happy April fool's day， please put the tag in life， let the laughter specials， let embarrassment on sale， lets loosen cheap， let tired price， price for health， disease has shelves， let beautiful mood put one false。

23、愚人节不只有愚弄，还有祝福；愚人节不只有欺骗，还有问候；愚人节不只有调侃，还有真诚；愚人节，真心祝你“愚”时俱进，沉“愚”落雁。

April fool's day is not only a fool， and bless； April fool's day is not only cheating， and greeting； April fool's day is not only fun， and sincere； April fool's day， sincerely wish you "fools" by the， sink "fool" wild goose。

24、愚人节到真热闹，处处都是欢声笑。朋友之间会恶搞，捉弄之人到处跑。别人欺骗也不恼，开开心心快乐绕。祝你愚人节开心一笑！

April fool's day to really lively， everywhere is cheers and laughter。 Between friends can parody， playing tricks on people around。 Deceive others also not angered， open happy heart happiness around。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a smile！

25、你在哪？快点去看卫星电视台，快点！美国一家大型核电站被人为泄漏，造成大量生物变异！其中一只变异猩猩正在看这则短信呐！

Where are you？ Hurry up go to see the satellite television station， hurry up！ One of America's biggest nuclear power plant by artificial leak， cause a lot of biological variation！ The variation gorilla of an among those is see this message shout！

26、一阵铃声催人起，唤醒睡在美梦中，匆忙打开瞧一眼，上面显示已迟到，撒腿赶紧往外跑。到厂一看就一个，傻瓜笨蛋涌心头，此刻才想愚人节。祝愚人节快乐！

A ringing people up， wake up sleeping in a dream， in a hurry to open the look， shown above has been late， and hurry to go out。 To the factory a while see, fool fool chung heart, at the moment to April fool's day。 Happy April fool's day！

27、收短信的人听着：你已经被包围了！幸福要与你熊抱，快乐要把你绊倒，甜蜜将对你绑票，好运要对你实施偷袭，美女想跟你学习接吻技巧，你已经无处可逃！

To receive the SMS to listen： you have been surrounded！ Happy happy to bear hug with you, to trip you up, sweet for your ransom, good luck to you sneak attack, beauty want to talk to you learn kissing skills, you have nowhere to run！

28、你血压高，血脂高，职位不高。大会不发言，小会不发言，前列腺发炎。政绩不突出，业绩不突出，腰间盘突出。呵呵！愚人节快乐啦！

You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。 Ha ha！ Happy April fool's day！

29、彩票想中个500万—难！情人想找个杨玉环—难！身上想百病不缠—难！难难难！其实都不难！告诉你，招财童子诞齐传：招财童子到！好运想不来都难！

Lottery tickets to a 5 million - difficult！ Lover to look for a jade bracelet, difficult！ Who want to or not bound - difficult！ Difficult difficult difficult！ Actually not difficult！ To tell you, lucky boy born JiChuan： lucky boy！ Good luck don't think it's hard to！

30、一岁半斤二锅头，两岁情场是老手，三岁吃喝嫖赌抽，四岁坑蒙拐骗偷，此人年少有出息，长大以后智商低，明知此人就是你，仍然坚持看到底。佩服！佩服！

One and a half jins spirit erguotou, love is two years old veteran, food and drink piao wager smoking three years old, four're incapable to steal, the man in a rare promise, low IQ, when I grew up knowing that the person is you, still see the bottom。 Admire！ Admire！