愚人节整人英文短信

11、你长得很抽象！你长得很朦胧！你长得很模糊！你长得很……诡异啊！饶了我吧，我实在描绘不出你的样子，我真没见过鬼。

You look very abstract！ You look very dim moonlight！ You look very fuzzy！ You look very…… Weird！ Give me a break， I can't describe your appearance， I have never seen a ghost。

12、人渐僵，脸渐黄，苍白如豆浆，嘴唇像红糖；至今没有对象，还要假装坚强，见了美眉象狼，遇到哥们——还那小样。

Gradually， face yellow， as white as a soya-bean milk， lips like brown sugar。 Has not object， but also pretend to be strong， see the United States eyebrow like wolves， met the elder brothers， also the samples。

13、说你白痴你还认识字，说你傻瓜你还知道生气，说你笨蛋你还知道回短信，说你木头你还知道看手机！祝你愚人节快乐！

Say you idiot you know words， say you fool you know angry， say you stupid you know back to SMS， said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone！ I wish you a happy April fool's day！

14、其实。唉，算了，还是不说了。呵呵，这句话是不是很让你纠结？免费送给你了，趁今天过愚人节，告诉身边的人，他晚上一定睡不着。

In fact。 Alas， forget it， or forget it。 Ha ha， this sentence isn't it make you struggle？ Send to you for free， while today April fool's day， tell the people around， he can't go to sleep at night。

15、愚人遇雨人雨人语渔人渔人说愚人节愚人不如予人与人愚人之人必将成雨人雨人哭语云：预祝愚人节绕晕人快乐呀！

Fools in rain man said rain person fisherman's fisherman's April fool's day of a fool than to fool people will into the language cloud rain man rain man cry： I wish happy April fool's day around the halo people！

16、人生就像是一个茶几，上面摆满杯具，当我们认为自己跳出一个杯具时，却掉进另外一个杯具，若你没有跳进另一个杯具，那恭喜你，你掉下茶几了。

Life is like a tea table， above filled up with， when we think they jump out of a cup， but fell into another cup， if you do not have to jump into another， the congratulations you， you are off the table。

17、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香，抚你的感觉平滑中带着柔柔的起伏，想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味，我真想现在就剥开你衣服。生柿子。

Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance， with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth， in think you feel excited with a sweet taste， I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。

18、鄙人路过寝室楼，一股东西漂上头。抬头满楼皆望尽，唯见泪已满面流。嗯？红烧味道。靠！谁这么没道德，吃完泡面乱倒汤的！

I pass by the bedroom floor， a floating above。 Looking after all do， only see the tears with flow。 Huh？ Braise in soy sauce flavor。 Depend！ Who have no moral， so after eating instant noodles disorderly pour soup！

19、初恋情人是全新版；旧情复燃是翻新版；婚前同居是试用版；新婚之夜是正版；金屋藏娇是珍藏版；爱上寡妇是修订版；勾引人妻是盗版。

First love is new version； Is rekindling retrofit； Premarital cohabitation is trial version； Wedding night is genuine； Rib is a collector； Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition； Wife seduce people is piracy。

20、通知：明天上午有领导视查工作，各位同事请按要求统一着装。男士：西装领带短裤拖鞋；女士：泳装西裤皮鞋！切记！愚人节快乐！

Notice： tomorrow morning have led visual check work， dear colleagues， please unified dress as required。 Man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！ Remember that！ Happy April fool's day！