愚人节整人英文短信

21、送你一个好朋友，他非常善解人意，你哭的时候，他陪你哭，你笑的时候，他陪你笑，就连你大发脾气的时候，他也会大发脾气哦！呵呵，是复读机啦……

Send you a good friend， he is very considerate， when you cry， he accompany you cry， you laugh， he accompany you to smile， even you lost his temper， he would have lost his temper！ Ha ha， is reread machine……

22、听说你被拐卖，真地把我吓坏，你虽从小痴呆，却对社会无害，谁人如此大胆，竟敢拿你去卖，我真替他担心，卖得掉才怪！

Heard you were abducted， really scared me， although you are stupid since the childhood， is harmless to the society， who is so bold， unexpectedly dare to take you to sell， I really worry about him， to sell off just strange！

23、有个节日叫愚人节，有种祝福叫愚人的祝福，有种诺言叫愚人的谎言，有种开心叫被愚的开心，有种快乐叫被骗得快乐。愚人节，节日快乐！

There is a festival called April fool's day， have a kind of blessing called fool blessing， there is a word called fool， have a happy happy， called by fools have a happy that deceived。 April fool's day， happy holiday！

24、春天，我会送你一个笑脸，让你辗转难眠，春天，我会送你一些小诗，让你浮想联翩，春天，我会送你一次心跳，让你愚人节过的比谁都快乐。

In spring， I will send you a smiling face， tossing and turning to let you， in the spring， I will send you a little poem， let you to extrapolate， spring， I will send you a heart， let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。

25、你有没有在去年今日收到一条短信，让你记忆犹新？假如你收到本信息，证明你手机已感染病毒，请马上把手机丢进水中泡一天。

Do you have any last year today received a text message， let you remember？ If you received this information， prove you cell phones have been infected with the virus， please leave your cell phone at once into the water to soak for a day。

26、“世界末日”过了，不必庆幸，不必惊喜，其实玛雅预言就是玛雅人和我们开了一个超级大玩笑，让我们过了一次“愚人节”，呵呵，朋友，快乐活在当下！"

The end of the world"， don't have to be thankful， not surprise， in fact， the mayan prophecy is the Maya and we had a super big joke， let we had a April fool's day, ha ha, friends, happy to live in the present moment！

27、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜，她和一个叫沙德的相爱了，他们在一起看星星。当流星划过天空时，他们将这颗流星命名为：乔妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人节快乐！

Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！

28、想和你去看海，却把握不住莫测未来；想和你去登山，却充满对理想茫然；想和你去流浪，却到不了幸福天堂；想和你去逛街，警察不许带狗。

Want to and you go to the sea, but can not grasp the uncertain future； Want to go climbing with you, is the ideal blank； Want to go with you stray, but can't get happiness heaven； Would you like to go shopping with you, the police are not allowed to take the dog。

29、今天将出现大量忧“愚”症患者，其表现为会议通知不信，领导召唤不听，有人请客不到，有人送礼不要，就连收个短信也不敢笑。因为愚人节愚人才乐呢！

Today there will be a lot of sorrow "fool", its performance for meeting notice not letter, leadership call don't listen to, somebody will treat, someone a gift, don't even receive a text message can't laugh。 Fools because of April fool's day happy！

30、一大学生被敌人抓了，敌人把他绑在了电线杆上，然后问他：说，你是哪里的？不说就电死你！大学生回了敌人一句话，结果被电死了，他说：我是电大的！

A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV university！