愚人节英文短信

11、对不起，我不小心把电话簿删了！你是沈金并吗？还是刘茫或者秦寿？难道是梅仁幸？如果都不是，那你一定是朱投！朱投！

I'm sorry， I accidentally put the phone book deleted！ Are you a Shen Jin and？ Or permanent or Qin Shou liu？ Is it MeiRenXing？ If no， then you must be cast zhu！ Zhu cast！

12、据美国麻省理工大研究发现，打手机前把手机在水中泡1分钟，可完全避免电磁波对人体大脑的辐射，切记！

According to the Massachusetts polytechnic， the study found the mobile phone in the water soak 1 minute before cell phones， can completely avoid electromagnetic radiation on human brain， remember！

13、可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信，所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体。

Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。

14、第一眼见到你，我就对自己说：你就是我今生要奋斗的目标，我要追求你，我要拥抱你。我要公布：我爱你………人民币！

See you for the first time， I just said to myself： you are my this life goal to strive， I want to pursue you， I want to hug you。 I want to announce： I love you……。 The yuan！

15、通碟：阁下最近和一美妙女子交往甚密，频繁利用手机短信眉目传情，本信息台现将民意传达：亿万中华猛男将与你为敌！

Disc： you recently dating a beautiful woman， frequent use of mobile phone text messages to flirt， to convey the opinion of this info now： hundreds of millions of Chinese male will be with you！

16、读出下面的字，你将获得月薪2000000的工作，试题如下：簟璁醭歙艽绱癀穑魍旃偬彘硪钚鲥硐。愚人节快乐！

Read the following words， you will receive a monthly salary of 2000000 work， try the following： Dian Cong pellicle increased Jiao attach Huang was Wang zhan MAO MAO zhan zong plutonium。 Happy April fool's day！

17、你血压高，血脂高，职位不高。大会不发言，小会不发言，前列腺发炎。政绩不突出，业绩不突出，腰间盘突出。

You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。

18、紧急通告：我市精神病院有一病人脱逃，敬请广大市民小心！该病人特征：喜爱拿一假手机看信息！口头禅：神经病！

Urgent notice： our city mental hospital patients with a escape， please citizens to be careful！ The patient characteristics： like a fake phone to see information！ Pet phrase： mental derangement！

19、昨天，我梦见你了，真的！阳光是那么明媚，你站在蔚蓝的海边，我拿小棍一捅你：嘿，这小王八，壳还挺硬！哈，愚人节快乐！

Yesterday， I dreamed you， true of！ Sunshine is so beautiful， your station's seaside in deep blue， I take small stick one tong you， hey， this kinglet eight， the shell still pretty hard！ Ha， happy April fool's day！

20、你对我叫：爱我就想让你抱抱我，爱我就想让你亲亲我，爱我就想让你喂喂我。才明白你为什么眼里含泪水？因为可爱的猫咪对鱼肉爱得深。

You call to me， love me just want to let you hug me， love me just wanted to let you kiss me， love me just want you to feed me。 To understand why you with tears in his eyes？ For lovely cat fish love deeper。