愚人节英文短信

21、你见或者不见我，我的短信都会发到你那里；你念或者不念我，我心中的愿望都不会改变；你爱或者不爱我，我的话还是那一句。欠债还钱，天经地义。

You see or not see me， where my message will be sent to you； You read or not read me， the desire in my heart will never change； You love or not love I， I still that sentence。 Though， for granted。

22、恭喜你已被美国牛精大学野蛮系氓流班录取，请带齐你的烂盆破碗、疑难杂症到喷粪路铁达尼号美国大屎馆报道。

Congratulations you have been wild cattle fine university admissions department for self-protection flow classes， please bring your lousy basin broken bowl， incurable diseases to use abusive language road Titanic the big shit house report。

23、我可怜的朋友，为什么每次你都是“错位”：主持葬礼，你说了一句：远方的客人请你留下来！主持婚礼，你唱了一句：好花不常开，好景不常在！

My poor friend， why every time you are "dislocation" ： take funerals， you said 1： the distance of the guest please stay！ Presided over the wedding， you sing， good flowers don't often open， every day is not Sunday！

24、青春热恋的时候，你说爱我备受摧残的容颜；暮年扶持的时候，你说君生吾未生的甜言。生死离别的时候，我终于知道你真的心愿。亲爱的，愚人节快乐！

Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！

25、我几乎忘了今天是什么日子，要不是想到你，我是察觉不了的。日子一天一天过，今天是你的好日子，你千万不要忘记，今天是你的节日，祝你愚人节快乐！

I almost forgot what day is it， if it weren't for thinking of you， I cannot be detected。 Day by day to day， today is a day of you， you don't ever forget， today is you of festival， I wish you a happy April fool's day！

26、拔苗助长是蛮干，守株待兔是白干，刻舟求剑是方便，亡羊补牢是实践，掩耳盗铃是荒诞，此地无银是示范，你若继续往下看，马上变成大傻蛋！愚人节快乐！

Develop is passing， waiting is in vain， making his mark is convenient， is a practice， mend the ostrich is absurd， not silver is demonstration area， if you continue to look down， immediately into a big jerk！ Happy April fool's day！

27、你上学了，就有了学院；你唱戏了，就有了戏院；你演剧了，就有了剧院；你拍电影了，就有了影院；那我问你，你怎么了，就有了疯人院？愚人节快乐！

You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！

28、朋友当中属你最帅，人群当中你最具气质，你就是我心目中的男神，今天是不是收到了很多祝福，我的当然也不能少，愚人节快乐，别光傻笑，记得转发呀。

Belong to you the most handsome among friends, who you the most temperament, you are the man of god, in my mind today whether received many blessings, I of course also cannot little, happy April fool's day, don't just giggle, remember to forward。

29、时间真是奇妙，由于近来太阳离子太强，太阳下打手机会出现无信号现象，千万不要慌，请你在打手机时另一只手高举过头挡住阳光！记住，越高越好！

Time is really wonderful, due to the recent sun ion is too strong, the sun hatchet man opportunity to appear no signal phenomenon, don't panic, please at hatchet man machine another hand over their heads to hold back sunshine！ Remember, the higher the better！

30、风过花飞，斩不断的是对你无数的牵牵绊绊。没有人知道，这种想念是如何的痛彻心肺，如何的将心彻底掏空再无情撕碎。你的身影总在心中飞，让我醉！

Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk！