愚人节英文笑话

11、你勤劳的像蜜蜂，漂亮的像蝴蝶，忠诚的像狗，乖的像猫，憨厚的像牛，威猛的像虎，怪不得人们都叫你。禽兽。

You are busy as bees， beautiful like a butterfly， loyal as a dog， lovely like a cat， simple and honest like cattle， formidable like a tiger， no wonder people call you。 The beast。

12、亲爱的，每当我躺在你温暖的怀抱里的时候，我多么希望时间能够停止在这幸福的时刻，可我无法阻止时光的流逝，现在我不得不离开你，亲爱的，被窝！

Dear， when I lie in your warm arms， how I wish time can stop at this happy moment， but I can't stop the passage of time， I have to leave you now， dear， bed！

13、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被警察抓住了。警察问：“你难道不知道要被抓住吗？”小偷说：“我知道上面写着‘欢迎再来’。”

The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked： "don't you know to be caught？" The thief said： "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"

14、天会下雨，人会老，上帝爷爷管不了。我会认真的对你好，把你当个宝。来！别爬树了，让人看到你的红屁股多不好啊。哈哈，愚人节快乐！

It will rain， people become old， god grandpa do。 I will seriously to hello， you as a treasure。 Come on！ Don't climb a tree， let us see how bad your red ass。 Ha ha， happy April fool's day！

15、愁啊！又被一难题困住了。愁得我这几天茶不思饭不想的。我说，你就给帮下忙吧。看看这是啥意思：“猪好是就读来过倒。”

Sorrow！ Trapped by a problem again。 Sorrow to tea these days I don't think rice don't want to。 I said， you have to help busy。 Look at what this means： "pig good had been attended to。"

16、我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。愚人节快乐！

I am a lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。 Happy April fool's day！

17、这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦——俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。

The two innocent is too cold， you must take good care of yourself ah， don't frozen， as the saying goes： people frozen leg， the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask。

18、尊敬的用户：您的手机现有提款功能：只需将SIM卡取出插提款机即可：如提款机不受理业务：请用手机用力砸提款机！

Respect of customer： your phone existing drawing function： simply insert SIM card to take out the cash machine： such as cash machines do not accept business： please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！

19、有两句话一直很想对你说，今天终于提起勇气：第一句，我爱你，我好喜欢你；第二句，千万不要把第一句当真哦！哈哈，记得开心呀！

Two words have been very want to say to you， today finally courage： the first sentence， I love you， I love you； The second sentence， don't take the first sentence seriously！ Ha ha， remember to happy！

20、神怕你饿于是创造了米，神怕你渴于是创造了水，神怕你寂寞于是创造了可爱的我，前提是神发现没有盛饭的桶，于是创造了可爱的你。

Afraid you hungry so god created the meters， afraid you thirsty so god created the water， fear you lonely so god created the lovely of I， if god found no more rice bucket， and created the lovely you。