愚人节英文笑话

21、懂得休闲，找到轻松；懂得遗忘，找到自由；懂得关怀，找到朋友；懂得珍惜，找到幸福。懂得锻炼，找到健康；懂得享受，你找到了猪圈！

Know the leisure， find easily； Know forgotten and find freedom； Caring， find friends； Know how to cherish， find happiness。 Know the exercise， to find health； Know how to enjoy， you found a pigsty！

22、一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说：我跳进草里你就看不见我，猪说：我要看得见呢？于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看，猪在看！猪还在看！猪咋还在看呢？

A cricket bet with pig say： you can't see me， I jumped into the grass pig say： I want to see？ So the cricket jumped into the grass。 Pigs are watching for pig！ Pig is still in look！ Pig zha still watching？

23、小时候，咱俩两小无猜，我唱歌你伴舞，我能唱二百首歌，你就能跳二百支舞，所以人们亲切地叫我二百歌，叫你二百舞！

When I was a child， a za a pair innocent playmates， I sing you dance， I can sing two hundred songs， you can jump two hundred dance， so affectionately call me two hundred songs， call you two hundred dance！

24、男友对女友说：我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友：什么是永远？男友回答：“永远就是死了还接着爱你。”哈哈，愚人节快乐。

Her boyfriend said to his girlfriend， I will always love you。 Girlfriend puzzled asked her boyfriend： what is forever？ Her boyfriend replied： "is dead and still love you forever。" Ha ha， happy April fool's day。

25、答应我，无论遇到什么事都要心情平静，无论去做什么都要意志坚定，无论何时何地都要乐观高兴，无论遇到了谁都不要告诉他你是神经病！

Promise me， no matter meet what matter all want to calm， no matter what to do should be determined， no matter when and where to be optimistic， happy， no matter who met don't tell him that you are mental derangement！

26、天气预报：今天白天有点儿想你，下午转大至暴想，心情将由此降低五度，受此低情绪影响，预计此类天气将持续到见到你为止。

Weather forecast： today during the day a little miss you， turn to suddenly and violently think in the afternoon， the mood will lower five degrees， affected by the low mood， this kind of weather is expected to last until meet you。

27、俗话说人不可貌相，海水不可斗量，有些人虽然外表丑陋，却拥有美好的心灵，虽然身材矮小，却理想远大。大家都夸奖说——你就是这样的人！

As the saying goes， all that glitters is not gold， the water cannot be measured， although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person！

28、今天愚人节，你可要当心；朋友有坏心，整你当开心；有人发好心，别当做真心；时时要留心，刻刻要小心；送你一份关心，愿你今天安心。祝愚人节顺心！

Today is April fool's day, you can be careful； Friends have bad heart, whole when you happy； Someone kind, don't treat as true； Be careful always pay attention to moment； Send you a concern to you today。 I wish all fools' day！

29、告诉你一个好消息，你今年的桃花运会很旺哦！今天我在路边遇见一只狗狗，我蹲下问它你2014年的桃花运会不会很旺？它认真地考虑了一下说：旺！

Tell you a good news, you the desires of the heart of this year will be prosperous！ Today I meet a dog on the side of the road, I squatted down ask it of you 2014 desires of the heart will be very popular？ It seriously consider once said： it！

30、爱你一万年，夸张；爱你五千年，无望；爱你一千年，荒唐；爱你一百年，太长；接连爱你70年，只要我身体健康，这是我的强项！愚人节快乐！

Love you ten thousand, exaggerated； Love you five thousand years, hopeless； Love you one thousand years, absurd； Love you one hundred years, is too long； Love you 70, successively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths！ Happy April fool's day！