愚人节英文整人短信

11、教你个开心咒语；安思竹安思竹，安思之竹安思之纯竹，恭喜你学会了山东话；俺是猪俺是猪，俺是只猪俺是只蠢猪。

Teach you a happy spell； AnSiZhu AnSiZhu AnSiZhi bamboo AnSiZhi pure bamboo， congratulations you learned to shandong dialect； I is a pig I'm pig， I is a pig I was a jerk。

12、别人一夸您，我就担心，担心别人夸得不够；本无意与众不同，怎奈何您的品味出众；作为失败的典型，您老人家实在是太成功了。

Someone kua you， I worry， worry about other people kua enough； This has no intention of different， how do you taste； As the typical failure， your family is so successful。

13、鸡是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就干的，猫是挨家混饭的，羊是将来烤串的，狗是让人来惯的，你是等着出圈的。

Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。

14、我想当皇帝，怕罗嗦；想当官，怕事多；想吃饭，怕刷锅；真想揍你一顿，又怕惹祸。祝愚人节快乐。

I want to be emperor， afraid of bothersome； Get promoted， and uncertain； Want to eat， afraid to brush pot； Really want to beat you， again afraid to bring calamity。 Happy April fool's day。

15、孔子曰：打架用砖乎，照脸乎，不宜乱乎；乎不着再乎，乎着往死里乎；乎死即拉倒不用再乎也；不死者乃英雄也！

As Confucius said， a fight， brick on face on， unfavorable LuanHu； Seems not to deny， deny the almost to the dead； By death or don't pull down can also； Not the dead is a hero too！

16、你的出现令我彻夜难眠；你的声音令我无比兴奋；你的吻在我身上留下难忘的见证。因此，我今晚不睡也要等你，死蚊子。

The emergence of you made me sleepless nights； Your voice makes me happy； Your kiss on my body left unforgettable testimony。 So， I don't sleep tonight will wait for you， dead mosquitoes。

17、如果你长得难看请打110；如果你身材不好请打120；如果你脾气不好请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss……

18、通知：请大家收到短信后速到民政部门领取中秋节纪念品一份，包括精美月饼盒一个，内含月圆勺一个，极品月饼渣若干。

Notice： after receiving the SMS， please get a Mid-Autumn festival souvenirs to civil administration branch， including an exquisite moon cake box， containing scoop a month circle， need some moon cakes slag。

19、一只漂亮的小猪屁颠屁颠的跑到你面前，用崇拜的眼光看着你，摇摇尾巴，甩甩屁股。对你唱了一首：长大后我就成了你！愚人节快乐！

A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！

20、出门买凉拌牛肉，忽然一人牵一狗经过，那只狗眼巴巴地跟着我手上的凉拌牛肉跑，结果主人及时拉住它，我清楚地听见主人跟狗说：理性点！

Went out to buy cold beef， suddenly a man with a dog， the dog eagerly follow my hand cold beef ran， the master took it in time， I clearly heard the master and the dog said： rational point！