愚人节英文整人短信

21、又在工作吧？我不止一次的对你说不要这么玩命工作，要注意身体。可你总是意味深长的说：不趁天暖多滚几个粪球，冬天我吃什么。

At work again， are you？ I more than once said to you don't work so hard， pay attention to the body。 Can you always meaningful said： not much warm days roll how many mucks ball， winter what I eat。

22、专家最近发明了一种多用途电脑盘，该盘软的时候叫软盘，勃起之后就成为硬盘，将其外衣之后，即可成为一张光盘。愚人节快乐！

Experts recently invented a multipurpose computer plate， the plate of soft of time call a floppy disk， after erection becomes hard disk， after its appearance， can become a CD。 Happy April fool's day！

23、我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐！

I said： every miss you once the stars fall a drop of tears， the sea is like this form。 Each time you say： think I you put a fart， the ozone layer are formed in this way。 I wish you a happy April fool's day！

24、当年同学中，把English读为“应给利息”的当了行长；读为“硬改历史”的成了政治家。我读“应该累死”做了公司职员。你当年怎么读的？

The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？

25、工作越来越忙，累得起不来床，压力越来越大，都让生活整怕，闲时又越来越没劲，幸好可以给你发发短信，嘿嘿！愚人节快乐呦！

Work is more and more busy， too tired to don't come to bed， increasing pressure， all let the fear of life， and when more and more boring， but I can give you instant message， hey hey！ Happy April fool's day！

26、以前总被你欺负，打，打不过你；说，说不过你；玩，玩不过你。遗留到现在的怨气，全在愚人节这天还你，祝你傻得不生气，笨得有福气，节日快乐！

Always be you bullying， dozen， dozen however you； Say， but you said； Play， play but you。 Her legacy to now， all pay you on April fool's day， wish you stupid don't angry， stupid blessed， happy holidays！

27、这条信息让你知道：一、我们的感情最深！二、让你知道我没有把你忘记！三、我最在乎的是你！四、多吃多睡，养的胖胖的，争取年前出栏，卖个好价钱！

This message to let you know： first， our deepest love！ Second， let you know that I did not forget you！ Third， I care about most is you！ Fourth， eat more sleep， keep of fat， such for years ago， sell a good price！

28、刘老头张罗着给他的闺女比武招亲旁边一个老头凑过来：老哥这都啥年代了还搞这个？刘：哎！我闺女力气特大，性子又烈，我能不为她找个抗打的吗？

Mr Duration just next to the daughter of the first set out to give him an old man leaned in： yes this is what s still make this？ Liu： ah！ My daughter to heavy strength， patience and strong, I can not find a dozen resistance for her？

29、信息打开倾听爱：爱你，天荒地老永无尽；等你，海枯石烂永无改；陪你，天长地久永无止；伴你，生生世世永无期；求你，千千万万别相信！

Information open to listen to love： I love you, glebe's old an eternity； Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble never change； With you, forever never stop； With you, to life everlasting life； Please, thousands don't believe it！

30、狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排：大猪去堵门！二猪去堵窗！当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐！

The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy April fool's day！