愚人节英文祝福短信

11、半夜三更，夜深人静，你又撩起我的心扉，令我朝思暮想，难以入睡，我不能置你不顾，我真怕别人偷走了你——我的农场，我的菜。

The middle of the night， the night， and lifted my heart， you make me yearn， difficult to fall asleep， I can't buy you， I was afraid that someone stole you -- my farm， my food。

12、啊！你的皮肤如此富有光泽，你散发的香味如此难以抗拒，让我狠狠咬你一口吧，我亲爱的――红烧肉！愚人节快乐！

Ah！ You of skin such full of sheen， you send forth of flavor such irresistable， make me malicious to bite your one mouthful， my dear -- braise in soy sauce meat。 Happy April fool's day！

13、住的很蜗居，活的很窝囊，生的很窝火，长得似窝瓜，吃的是窝头，愚人节到了，祝你和你的同事“一窝子”都开心快乐。

Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。

14、唐僧决定给八戒沙僧白龙马也套上紧箍咒。套白龙马时，马哭了：师父，您再套就四个箍了，我可是宝马，别让我当奥迪了。

Tang's monk decided to eight quit sand monk on the white dragon horse also set of hoops。 Set of white dragon horse， horse cried： master， you set of four band， I but BMW， don't let me be a audi。

15、喂，我已经暗恋你好久了！吃不香睡不好，你要是也愿意我们就做朋友吧！问我是谁？隔壁小炒摊，我就是那个掌勺的！记得来找我！

Hello， I have a crush on you for a long time！ Do not eat sweet sleep， if you are willing to we can be friends！ Ask who am I？ Starch booth next door， I am the Chinese！ Remember to seek me！

16、尊敬的用户：您的手机目前已具有提款功能，只需将SIM卡取出插入提款机即可，如提款机不受理业务，请用手机用力砸提款机！

Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the SIM card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！

17、三只猪在吵架，老大骂：你好无聊，只会发信息！老二骂：你更无聊，天天发黄色笑话！不过最无聊的都是老三，只看不发。

The three little pigs in the fight， the boss to scold： hello boring， will only send information！ Second scold： you are more boring， everyday hair yellow joke！ But the most boring is old， only to see not hair。

18、愚人节禁忌：不要看谁都笑，不要说啥都信，不要粗心大意，不要随意应邀，不要使坏动脑，不要去买彩票，祝你愚人节快乐！

April fool's day taboo： don't see who all smile， don't say what all believe， don't careless， don't to come， don't fall on the brain， don't buy lottery tickets， I wish you a happy April fool's day！

19、听说最近你上电视了，不错哦！你可真上镜啊，那活蹦乱跳的样子，那自信满满的气势，那俏皮可爱的言行……我早就知道，你演孙悟空准行！

I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds…… I know， you play the Monkey King！

20、老师说：找两人我要班花。于是投票评选班花，闹了一节课，选出最漂亮的俩女生。老师说：去教务处，搬花！愚人节快乐！

The teacher said， two people find class flower I want。 Then voting class flower， make a class， choose the most beautiful of the two girls。 The teacher said， go to office， to move the flower！ Happy April fool's day！