愚人节英文祝福短信

21、朋友都说我是帅哥，我死活不承认，最后他们给了我几千美金，我才勉强同意！说实在的，我才不想有这个称号呢，可是在钱面前被逼无奈啊！

Friends said I am a handsome boy， I anyway does not admit， finally， they gave me a few thousand dollars， I reluctantly agree！ To be honest， I don't want to have the title， but in front of money be compelled helpless！

22、曾经迷惘的我，是你牵手让我走出困境，让我知道爱一个人原来是多么美好的事情啊，让我用这一生作为回报，陪在你身边，一直牵手到老。愚人节快乐！

I was lost， I was holding your hand let me out and let me know love a person is how good things ah， let me use this lifetime in return， accompany in your side， has been in hand to the old。 Happy April fool's day！

23、愚人节到我心愁，想要愚人没缘由。聪明人儿到处有，各个都不会上钩。为博美女一回眸，只好就地翻跟头。愿你愚人节快乐，永远无忧！

April fool's day to my heart sorrow， don't think to a fool。 Smart guy is everywhere， all don't take the bait。 For commanding female one， have to in situ or cartwheel。 I wish you a happy April fool's day， always carefree！

24、今日愚人节，特颁愚人令。学猫三声叫，让我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，吓走大狼狗。此令既已下，望尔速执行。四一愚人节，愚人不从命。

Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。

25、愚蠢是一种天生的无奈，是一种后天的懒惰，是一颗自己种下的恶果，愚蠢虽然不是错，何处寻觅收获的快乐？别再偷吃隔壁家的馍，小心又将你狗尾巴捉！

Stupid is a kind of natural helpless， is a kind of laziness, the day after tomorrow is a kind of evil, stupid is not wrong, where to look for the joy of harvest？ Don't steal to eat next door buns, carefully will you dog tail to catch！

26、经调查统计，2016年现出一群新人类，四大傻：恋爱不成上吊的，没病没灾吃药的，合同签成无效的，看着手机傻笑的！哈哈！愚人节快乐！

After investigation and statistics, 2016 shows a new group of humans, four big and silly： love won't commit suicide by hanging, take medicine have no disease no disaster, contract as invalid, look at the phone giggle！ Ha ha！ Happy April fool's day！

27、如果你是小狗狗，我愿变成骨头给你啃；如果你孤单，我会用心来陪你；可这次我没带啥，只有香蕉一串，挂得高高的，我相信，你一定会叠上盒子把它摘取！

If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！

28、愚人节说愚：你说你不愚，我说有点愚。你说不能愚，我说可以愚。你不让我愚，我偏把你愚。你说要愚自己愚，我说要愚大家愚。万愚丛中，还是你最愚！

April fool's day said a fool： you said you are not a fool, I said a little fool。 You said can't fool, I said I could fool。 You don't make me a fool, fool I partial to you。 You said to a fool fool her, I said to a fool fool。 All fool, or you the most foolish！

29、想送你衣服，你体型不好；想送你酒水，你媳妇唠叨；想送你糖果，你血糖升高；想送你人民币，我自己又不宽裕；只能发你条短信，可惜你文化不高看不懂！

You want to send a clothes, your body is bad； You want to send a wine, your daughter-in-law to nag； You want to send a candy, your blood glucose； You want to send RMB, I again not comfortable； Can only send you message, it's a pity that culture does not look up don't you understand！

30、收到信息抖精神，教你如何来做人，读读信息变傻人，不转你会成呆人，删除证明你是痴人，回复表明你没成人，这条信息为整人，愚人节里送愚人。愚人快乐哟！

Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in the April fool's day。 A fool happy！