愚人节整人英文短信

1、追你追你我追你，就象猎人追狐狸；亲你亲你我亲你，就象老汉啃玉米。

I chase you chase you chase you， just as a hunter chasing fox； I kiss you kiss you kiss you， just like the old man eating corn。

2、小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉？小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。

Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class， the teacher criticized him： you can not sleep？ Xiao Ming answered： no， because I am a obtains。

3、请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！

Touching you that please tender face， then touching your belly！ Good！ The pig knowledge lecture to the end， see you tomorrow！

4、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么优美。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好吗？

Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？

5、你在我眼中最美：鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛罗圈腿，鼻子下面一张嘴，滴滴答答——流口水。愚人节快乐！

You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！

6、这段日子以来，我一直想对你说三个字，但又怕说了连普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，还是想说：借点钱！

These days， I always wanted to say three words to you， but again afraid said even friends can do， but I can't help， or want to say： borrow some money！

7、我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。

I am a lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。

8、亲爱的你真不起，每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底，体重没人能比，送给看短信的那头猪，愚人节快乐。

Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。

9、八戒遇月老问：靠！月老！为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖。

Eight quit when he asked： depend！ Joking！ Why let me talk to gaos thought yulan separation。 Old way： she is a person， you are a demon， I am afraid that your child is a transvestite。

10、一滴水在海洋中渺小，在沙漠中伟大；丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小，在鸡群中伟大；你在人群中渺小，在猪圈伟大！

A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！