愚人节英文笑话

1、无论你在哪里，只要仰天长笑，大叫三声“我是美女”，我就会出现在你面前。

No matter where you are， as long as the face upwards long laugh， shout three "I is beauty"， I will appear in front of you。

2、我愿意一生守在你的身边，冬天做你的棉被，夏天做你的电风扇。愚人节快乐！

Keep in your side， I am willing to life make your quilt in winter， summer do your electric fans。 Happy April fool's day！

3、起床时想到你的微笑，洗脸时嗅到你的味道，上床前你是我的需要，真的不能离开你-我亲爱的马桶！

Wake up thinking of you smile， when washing a face， smell the flavor of you， you are I need before go to bed， really can't leave you - my dear toilet！

4、报告：您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康，请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。愚人节快乐！

Report： at this time you sleeping posture is not correct。 For your health， please you up heavy sleep…… Mobile real-time monitoring system。 Happy April fool's day！

5、寻人启示：肥头大耳，目光呆滞；智商低下，无故走失；盯着手机，在看启示；看了启示，赶快消失！

Without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； IQ is low， cause lost； Staring at the phone， watching the revelation； See the revelation， quickly disappear！

6、无论你飞到哪里，我就会跟到哪里；无论你逃到哪里，我就会追到哪里。然后打死你――死苍蝇。愚人节快乐！

No matter where you fly， where I will be with； No matter where you run， where I will catch up with。 Then kill you -- dead flies。 Happy April fool's day！

7、昨天，我梦见你了，真的！阳光是那么明媚，你站在蔚蓝的海边，我拿小棍一捅你：嘿，这小王八，壳还挺硬！

Yesterday， I dreamed you， true of！ Sunshine is so beautiful， your station's seaside in deep blue， I take small stick one tong you， hey， this kinglet eight， the shell still pretty hard！

8、愚人节到，为您支招：自己被愚，尽管欢喜；观人被愚，笑而不语；若想更喜，把朋友愚。多愚多喜，快来参与。

April fool's day， for your action： he was a fool， although joy； Man is a fool， smiling without a word； For more joy， the friends fool。 How foolish pleased， fast to participate。

9、亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！愚人节快乐！

Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！ Happy April fool's day！

10、昨晚我梦见你，还送你回家，我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物，你说到了，跑进去，我望着你的身影，还看见上面写着精神病院！

Last night I dreamed you and take you home， we went to a beautiful buildings， to you say， run into， I looked at your figure， also saw the words a mental hospital！