搞笑英语名言

21、最有魄力的是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人泡他。

Is the most vigorous tingyi， tens of thousands of people every day he。

22、不是我不想当淑女，而是这世界把老娘逼成了泼妇！

Not I don't want to be a lady， but this world drove the old niang became a bitch！

23、看到你我连食欲都没了，还谈什么性欲？

See I appetite is gone， are you still talking about sexual desire？

24、睡眠是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！

Sleep is an art， no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps！

25、你若安好，便是晴天，按这天气看来，你应该是挂了。

If you well， is sunny days， according to the weather， you should be hung up。

26、剪了短发不一定是女王，也有可能是女神经。

Is not necessarily the queen hair cut short， it is possible that the female nerve。

27、我希望在有生之年，赶上新闻联播的大结局。

Over the course of his life， I hope to catch up with the news broadcast finale。

28、人的桃花运，跟生理周期一样，都是一阵一阵的。

The romantic life， like physiological cycles， is a burst of。

29、解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是不老实，不老实就是欠收拾！

Explanation is conceal， conceal is dishonest， dishonesty is owe to pack！

30、就算再想哭，也要微笑着说一句：你大爷的！

Even if again want to cry， also want to said with a smile： you big ye of！