搞笑英语名言

41、每次跟别人吵完架，等躺在床上的时候，才知道当时应该怎么骂。

Every time after the quarrel with others， when lying in bed， just know how to scold at that time。

42、早上起床我以为我一夜之间长高了，结果才发现是我被子盖横了。

In the morning I thought I grown overnight， the results found that is my quilt cover cross。

43、如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么我至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼。

If eat fish can let a person become wise for brain， so I have to eat at least one pair of whales。

44、小时候，我最喜欢玩捉迷藏，等别人藏好了，我就回家吃饭。

When I was young， I most like to play hide and seek， wait for others to hide， I will go home for dinner。

45、老天爷，你能把这几天要下的雨存储起来吗，等到军训时再还我！

God， can you put this several days to be stored under the rain， by the time the military training will be me！

46、世界上最痛苦的事就是从上课憋尿憋到下课，结果老师还拖堂。

The most painful thing in the world is from suppress piss in class to class， the result teacher also finish。

47、别老看AV，你也不看看键盘上，字母A和V后面分别是什么。

Don't look at the AV， you don't look at the keyboard， what is behind the letters A and V， respectively。