搞笑英语名言

31、如果有一天，我嫁不出去，请把我埋在，非诚勿扰里。

If one day， I unmarriageable， please bury me in， if you are the one。

32、各位女同事，请不要对我放电，我老婆有来电显示。

Everyone colleague， please don't discharge to me， my wife has a caller id。

33、韩国整容，泰国人妖，其实都比不过中国的美图秀秀。

South Korean cosmetic， Thailand freak， in fact is better than the Chinese beauty picture show。

34、保护自己，爱护他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。

Protect yourself， take good care of others， please don't come out in the middle of the scary。

35、月老，能别再用劣质的红线帮我牵线了吗，尼玛，隔三差五就断。

Joking that can stop using inferior to the red line matchmaking to help me， nima， it regularly。

36、我曾经跟一个人无数次的擦肩而过，衣服都擦破了，也没擦出火花。

I've passed countless people， clothes are creased， didn't also sparks。

37、暑假作业我已经摊在阳台上了，台风你自己看着办吧。

Summer vacation homework I already stand on the balcony， the typhoon do it at your own will。

38、穿别人的鞋走别人的路，让别人既找不到鞋又找不到路。

Wear other's shoes walk others road， let others find shoes and can't find the way。

39、长得帅的踢键子都帅，长得丑的打高尔夫都像在铲屎。

Grow handsome kicking shuttlecocks are handsome and ugly play golf like shit in the shovel。

40、数学老师带我们在题海中遨游，结果她上岸了，我们全都淹死了。

Math teacher took us to roam in the crowd， as a result， she landed， we were all drowned。