qq搞笑英文签名
发表时间：2018-07-09 16:14
11、电脑玩多了，看电视都想快进。
The computer to play more, watching TV all want to fast forward.
12、顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。
The customer is not God, the customer is only.
13、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。
Female base is hypocritical, shizuo is full of affection.
14、坏人需要实力，败类更需要品位。
Bad guys need strength, scum need grade.
15、找不到我喜欢的伞，我宁愿淋湿。
I can't find my love umbrella, I would rather get wet.
16、人要脸，树要皮，电线杆子要水泥。
Human face, tree bark, wire pole to cement.
17、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。
My spirit is good, I'm fine with me.
18、男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。
When men have money, they go bad.
19、起那么早干嘛？夜总会还没开门呢！
What are you doing up so early? The nightclub is not open yet!
20、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。
When I become a swan, or your eggs.
