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41、上帝说：出门不要忘记带伞，一会儿我要浇花。

God said: do not forget the umbrella out, while I have to water the flowers.

42、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。

The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.

43、毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。

There are many ways to destroy the friendship, the most complete one is to borrow money.

44、青春就想为卫生纸，看着挺多，用着，还嫌少。

As a youth is like toilet paper, looking very much, with too few.

45、那天刚睡着，收到一个短信：睡姿不对，重睡。

The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.

46、人生就是一个大市场，人在里面都是买这卖那。

Life is a big market, people in which are sold to buy it.

47、孔子说，三人行，必有我妻。择其靓者而娶之。

Kong Zi said, the three men will be my wife. Choose their beautiful and marry the.

48、时间对了，地址对了，情感对了，却缔造人物不对！

Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!

49、我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。

Everyone is a dreamer, when the dream is gone, only to home.

50、昨天去市里参加放鸽子比赛，结果就我一个人去了。

Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition, the result is a man went to the.