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31、人生得意须尽欢，过了山海关都是赵本山。

Life is proud to be happy, over Shanhaiguan is Zhao Benshan.

32、你那副正经的样子，貌似真的听懂人话呐！

You're a real person, you really understand!

33、一个人最大的悲哀，就是不愿意做他自己。

One of the greatest sorrow, is not willing to do his own.

34、如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱刘德华。

If you ever sing the dawn, then also ask you to embrace Andy Lau.

35、孤单是一个人的狂欢，狂欢是一群人的孤单！

Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!

36、你出生后是不是被扔上去次，但只被接住次？

Were you born to be thrown into a second, but only caught?

37、缴手机费时，才知道，原来我的话这么值钱。

Pay phone to take time, just know, my words so valuable.

38、信你一成，双目失明；信你两成，无期徒刑。

Believe that you are a blind eye.

39、人生只有走出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌！

Life only come out of the beautiful, not so brilliant!

40、上学最开心的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。

The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.