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61、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！

When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!

62、太压抑不好凡事适可而止不太过份你可以当什么事都没有。

Bad things too depressed without too much when you can not overdo sth. what did not.

63、我知道，天下无不散宴席，可是，至少，宴席上我要吃得爽！

I know that the world is a good feast, but, at least, I want to eat a good!

64、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。

Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, when it's your home TV, one by one.

65、每个人出生时都是原创的，但可悲的是，很多人渐渐活成了盗版

Every person was born with the original, but sadly, many people gradually became piracy

66、十年知己却不知你心里想的是什么那爱情让我们都猜不透了吧！

Ten years, but I do not know your heart is what the love let us can not guess it!

67、在埃及，一个男人可以娶四个老婆，那得多累啊，还是中国好。

In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.

68、你大脑抽筋，小脑打结，中枢神经变态，我劝你还是自杀算了。

Your brain cramps, cerebellar knot, central nervous, I advise you or suicide.

69、老师讲完课后道：还有哪不懂？我伸个懒腰道：老师这节什么课啊。

The teacher finished the lesson: do not understand? I stretch: the teacher what class ah.

70、我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！

I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!