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21、把你的铁石心肠含在我的樱桃小口中。

Put you in my heart of stone containing cherry small mouth.

22、生活就是我妈生出来，我必须活下去。

Life is my mother's life, I must live.

23、我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。

I'm not a casual person, I'm not a man.

24、没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。

No things don't look for me, something more don't need to find me.

25、我那么钟爱你，你钟爱我一下会死啊。

I so love you, you love me will die.

26、春不是叫出来的，是真刀真枪干出来的！

Spring is not called out, the real thing is done!

27、我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。

I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.

28、最是夜深人静时，思念才变得如此放肆。

Is the night, thoughts have become so presumptuous.

29、我要努力攒钱，争取买一个自动取款机。

I want to save money, to buy an automatic teller machine.

30、我又不是人民币，怎样能让人人都钟爱我？

I am not the RMB, how can let everyone love me?