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51、视金钱如粪土，但所有的人都在争着做粪土收藏家。

Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.

52、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

People lose weight minus waist, why you need to start from brain cells.

53、请你不要说持子之手与子偕老因为我还要黑发飘飘。

Please don't hold hands with you because I have black hair fluttering.

54、大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。

Most people only do three things: a lifetime of self deception, deceptive, be bullied.

55、哥，哥，哥，考试信春哥，不用做功课，保我不挂科。

Brother, brother, brother, exam nobuharu brother, never do homework, I do not fail the exam.

56、你什么时候请我吃饭，一会我就出去给你买袋干脆面。

When you ask me to have dinner, then I'll go out and buy you a bag.

57、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.

58、在美人面前：有危险要救，没有危险制造危险也要救。

In the face of beauty: there is a danger to save, there is no danger to create a dangerous.

59、不要说你不认识我，刚好我也不认识你，真是缘分啊！

Do not say that you do not know me, just I do not know you, really love ah!

60、闭上眼，幻想着与你一起慢慢变老的画面。黯然泪下。

Close your eyes and imagine that you're slowly getting old together with you. Cry.。